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Hello everybody!!

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So, i'm kinda new here and holy shit, I don't know where to start. :O_O

Actually, I do.

2008 - 04 - 24:


I was 10 years old when I first stumbled upon "Love Hina sim date RPG"
(I know, REALLY fucking young for such a game)
I remember the day clearly cause it was my birthday haha.
So, I came home from school and nobody was home, so as a normal kid I rapidly turned the pc on.
Started looking for flash games and as I already said, I clicked on that one

I barely knew english at the time (not perfect now either, sorry btw) but even then, I was really into it.
So I proceeded playing the game until I.. [WARNING: A FUCKING WEIRDO] saw Motoko for the first time.
As a kid who never felt love, I actually felt it then.

(I know it may sound really silly, but that's just how it was haha.)

I didn't really understand what the game was about, cause of my english, but I just kept playing
it because I knew one thing for sure, sooner or later Motoko will appear on my screen.

Realizing it now: A 10-year old, doing all kinds of drugs with a flash game character he fell in love with.

I fucking love how it sounds.

So later on, I kinda forgot about the game, started going out with friends and so on.
I didn't really think about any of this for a really long time until my long known friend "Naga"
who I was making music with, posted this weird ambient-ish, lo-fi EP on soundcloud
in 2016-12-31 and one of it's tracks was called "TheArtOfOldFlashDatingSimulatorGames"

Track: https://soundcloud.com/flashgenies/theartofoldflashdatingsimulatorgames?in=flashgenies/sets/fezome

and I thought: "What the fuck?"
and then I asked him the same question.

Conversation we had translated to english:

2017-01-01

23:12 ElixirNomad: What the fuck?

23:15 Naga: ?

23:16 ElixirNomad: The song on your ep, theartofoldflashdatingsimulatorgames, what's with the name? :d

23:19 Naga: Oh, I dunno man, it's kinda my thing, I just find these types of games really fucking atmospheric and relaxing when i'm stoned. Love em haha.

23:25 Naga: Something wrong? lol.

23:27 ElixirNomad: It's just weird, cause i was fucking obsessed with these games when I was a kid :d

23:46 Naga: Like, flash games?

23:47 ElixirNomad: Noo, dating simulator ones in general.

23:47 Naga: Duuuuude, saaame hahaha.

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Since then we've been talking about Flash dating simulators everyday, and renamed our soundcloud
to: "Flash Genies" I don't know what, but something about them just seemed so magical to us.

Later on, on my 18th birthday, I took a train to Lithuania's (That's where i'm from) capital "Vilnius" to get some "Devil's lettuce" :jont haha.
Came back late, nobody was home, took my homemade bong, fired a couple of rounds and
as a normal, stoned 18-year old, I rapidly turned the pc on.
8 years later she was still there, looking as good as ever.
I sat there playing the game all night long, because I knew one thing for sure, sooner or later Motoko will appear on my screen.

That was the best, birthday, EVER.

I wanted to check out this site earlier, but forkheads.tk link on the games didn't work, so I had no idea this still exists, but here I am, right were I belong (Hope so. haha)

Thank you ForkHeads :alb for everything!

By the way, new EP called "FLASH GODS 1" will be released soon. Hope you'll give it a listen.

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Post Re: I've found my home!
welcome to FH yo hopefully you won't end up just being a summerfag like most of the people that show up here
we have a chat room of sorts on the site but due to a major fuck up by the company that hosts the server its currently broken often times you can find someone online in our discord server though https://discord.gg/xcJpt4S

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Post Re: I've found my home!
Welcome. I usually give a long and or certifiably insane post in response to intros, but lately I'm rather occupied so this will have to do.

FH Dating sims were indeed a work of art, adn a lost technology, that it until yom started the project to make a new one!

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Welcome home.

So, what's this Flash Gods episode thingy about?

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Post Re: I've found my home!
Sounds like a similar story to my own in a way... Well, okay, maybe only the part about finding FH through LHSD, given that it was my first Sim Date (as is the case with many here) at the age of ~10.

That said, I hope you do make yourself at home. We are still fixing up the site from someone pressing the wrong button during a site upgrade, but by all means, check the place out. As AE stated, we have an active Discord server until the on-site chat gets patched up, a few active forum RPs over here, and now you may gain special access if you so wish.

Though, I recommend lurking for a bit.

All that said, welcome home.~

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Post Re: I've found my home!
I want to feature on FLASH GODS 2. Make it happen.

How nice to have you finally come by. I finally found my way in this past winter.
It is truly an inexplicable comfort to have found this place.


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WELCOME
Stay here and don't leave and you'll have a good time

Also you should visit the discord. Stuff happen there

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Post Re: I've found my home!
Thank you everybody!!
I can say one thing for sure, I won't leave.

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I want to feature on FLASH GODS 2. Make it happen.

Dude, definitely!!
By the way do you have some sort of music page or something? i'd love to check out your stuff!

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So, what's this Flash Gods episode thingy about?


It'l be an ep with 4 songs in it, 1st one will be this ambient track, like an intro or something called "Flash ambience 1" and the other 3 will be just songs with my vocals and with Naga's (the dude I mentioned earlier) beats sampled from all kinds of flash games or something similiar :)


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Welcome to forkheads, new person!

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Well fuck, you followed the rules. Whale cum to the Empire of Forkheads, where the sashimi is all you can't eat and the porn is all you can meat. We have an AJAX chat that's glitchy and mostly quiet, I'm only there when I'm not working on the mutliplatform 3D/VR Forkheads game, but we also now have a discord chat which is always as busy as Forkheads gets.

Feel free to whatever, or not.

What would ForkMetal sound like, in your opinion?

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Ayy, thanks Fluffy!!
Btw
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I'm only there when I'm not working on the mutliplatform 3D/VR Forkheads game

fuuuk, can you tell me something more about the game? :O
or there's already a topic somewhere?

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What would ForkMetal sound like, in your opinion?

It would sound fucking awesome.

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Welcome, dude. Pretty good story. Reminds me of my own days as a 12 year old on sugar highs playing flash games on NG until 4 in the morning, then sneaking off to bed so I wouldn't wake my mum... Nostalgic stuff. Don't worry about your English; yours is better than that of half the people I know.

Feel free to poke around the site, mess with stuff, ask questions, do whatever. It's meant to be explored. We're just mean to the people who need a little tough love to learn to stop breathing out of their mouths. That sort of hostility isn't meant to deter. In fact, the spirit of Forkheads is all about freedom of expression and sharing of ideas. (As I believe any forum or social medium should be. Unfortunately we see more and more restrictions on more and more platforms these days.) But seriously, look around and engage. Please. The place needs it.

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God fucking damnit people we need to aquire the ancient forkheads.tk domain before we die.

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God fucking damnit people we need to aquire the ancient forkheads.tk domain before we die.

I wonder sometimes, what forkheads looked like back then?
I mean I know there's the wayback machine, but it doesn't work from where I'm from, can anyone send some pics?

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I wonder sometimes, what forkheads looked like back then?
I mean I know there's the wayback machine, but it doesn't work from where I'm from, can anyone send some pics?


Twas a silly place, where !FUN! happened a lot. I'll always remember bunny!AlbertJohnson.

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