I've been gone for a while due to my personal life being so hectic. Working a job, life being a bitch, the works. I come back on Forkheads to look at a birthday post and to see what people are posting about, but then I see this image made by a new user named "BozR". So, I will give my honest opinion on his art piece of our favorite crazy Cat Girl, Slutty McSlut. As stated, this post is meant to be an honest, constructive, and critical opinion of mine to this new user and his picture...
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! THIS... THIS IMAGE!!! AM I FUCKING DREAMING RIGHT NOW!?!?!? TH-.. THE DETAIL, THE PROPORTIONS, THE EVERYTHING!!! HOW IN THE COCK FUCK COULD THIS BEAUTIFUL PICTURE BE CREATED BY A SHEER MORTAL?!? I LEGIT GOT HARDER THAN DIAMOND BY LOOKING AT IT!!! THIS IS EVERYTHING
FUCKING EVRYTHING I WOULD DREAM AND IMAGINE OF SLUTTY MCSLUT!!! I MEAN, THOSE PERKY TITS, DEM THICC THIGHS, HER PETITE ABS, HER SEXY CURVES, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
DAT
FUCKINGASS!!!MY GOD!!! TALK ABOUT MORE CUSHION' FOR THE PUSHIN'!!!!!!11 THIS IS THE GREATEST 21ST B-DAY A PERSON COULD ASK FOR!!!! IF ONLY MCSLUT WAS A REAL PERSON, THE THINGS I WOULD DO TO HER, JESUS FUCK, DAT ASS!!! I'M SOUNDING LIKE A BROKEN RECORD NOW, BUT DAT ASSSSSSSSS!!! I WOULD DEADASS FUCK HER ANALLY BALLS DEEP,
BALLS FUCKING DEEP SO GODDAMN HARD, SHE WOULD NOT WALK RIGHT FOR A WEEK!!!
I CAN SEE IT NOW, MORE MCSLUT PHOTO'S THAT ARE LEWD MAGIC GOOD, BLOWJOBS, FOOTJOBS, ANAL, GODFUCKINGDAYUM!!!!!! MY GENETAL REGION IS GONNA EXPLODE LIKE A FUCKIN' MICHAEL BAY FILM JUST THINKING ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOZR, YOU HAVE ALREADY MADE FORKHEADS LEGACY AND YOU ARE OFFICIALLY A TRUE NIGGA!!!!!! (true nigga is a high ranking, gangsta FH'er)
PLEASE GOOD SIR/MA'AM, WHAT EVER YOU ARE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!! WHAT EVER IT TAKES, THE WORLD NEEEEEEEEDS IIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
I give this photo Infinity x Infinity Squared to the 10th Power Divided by 0 Chuck Norris out of 10
This is the madassgamer and I'm going to the Hospital for a permanent boner!