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About a year ago I went drinking with a friend. after that I took the bus back to my town alone.

On the bus, I crossed eyes with an old women, I smiled and looked away, then we both got off on the same bus stop.
she started talking to me. she said she noticed I looked at her, and said there is something about me that caught her eye.
somehow, we ended up talking for hours about life, we talked about how each of us grew up and how that shaped us.

she said that I have a "high rank soul"(but not as high as hers), she said that our soul lives on another plane of existence, where it has a giant plate with many "cookies", each cookie is a lifetime experience, your soul eat one cookie at a time, you can be a human or some alien in a distant plant somewhere, you can be anything.

she said she is also a writer, among other things, so we went to her house and I bought her book an CD( I only read some of the book and never listened to the CD yet, I'm really good at procrastinating). She told me she enjoy using her vibrator from time to time, maybe it was an invitation, but I had a major shit I had to do, so I just wanted to get back home as soon as possible.

It was a nice experience, changed my view on life.

Enjoy your life cookie cooki:

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Looks like ya got LUCKY, boiiii!

Got her numba? ;D lol Maybe free housing! Always a good thing! =)

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Looks like ya got LUCKY, boiiii!

Got her numba? ;D lol Maybe free housing! Always a good thing! =)


actually I do, she probably gives a really good BJ without the teeth, I'm sure you will like it ;)

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Just dont tell her that I've managed to reverse-engineer the system lolololol

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Just dont tell her that I've managed to reverse-engineer the system lolololol


The system uses quantum mechanics that are not yet understood. only ascended beings can reverse engineer the system, and if they do try, their memories are deleted by the grand-administrator of the simulation we live in.

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Just dont tell her that I've managed to reverse-engineer the system lolololol


The system uses quantum mechanics that are not yet understood. only ascended beings can reverse engineer the system, and if they do try, their memories are deleted by the grand-administrator of the simulation we live in.


Good thing I'm an idiot. Perfect 20 dodge rolls. :D

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Shaggboy wrote:
YomToxic wrote:
Just dont tell her that I've managed to reverse-engineer the system lolololol


The system uses quantum mechanics that are not yet understood. only ascended beings can reverse engineer the system, and if they do try, their memories are deleted by the grand-administrator of the simulation we live in.


Good thing I'm an idiot. Perfect 20 dodge rolls. :D


Being an idiot is the best, you are always happy and problem free.

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Me, I beleive we are all the universe, in the same sense that all waves are infact an expression of the larger ocean. I am you and you are me and we are all we.

So when I tell you to go fuck yourself, what I really mean is go find that woman, who is you, and fuck her. It'll do you some good. Close your eyes if you have too, pussy is pussy.

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I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.
Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.

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t3H fuck1nG uNIVERSE! wrote:
Me, I beleive we are all the universe, in the same sense that all waves are infact an expression of the larger ocean. I am you and you are me and we are all we.

So when I tell you to go fuck yourself, what I really mean is go find that woman, who is you, and fuck her. It'll do you some good. Close your eyes if you have too, pussy is pussy.

Lol.


I rather fuck you, you fucking fuck.

an asshole is an asshole.

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SUDDENLY, YAOI.

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Shaggboy wrote:
t3H fuck1nG uNIVERSE! wrote:
Me, I beleive we are all the universe, in the same sense that all waves are infact an expression of the larger ocean. I am you and you are me and we are all we.

So when I tell you to go fuck yourself, what I really mean is go find that woman, who is you, and fuck her. It'll do you some good. Close your eyes if you have too, pussy is pussy.

Lol.


I rather fuck you, you fucking fuck.

an asshole is an asshole.


You'd think so but mine would break your reality and shift you off to a distant planet with it's AT feild before you'd get through to it.

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I'm trying i'm trying~ i'm making I'll try too slowly up my posting. At least once a day for a bit. Then I'll up that too twice, then four, then 8 and so on.
Until eventually I wake up one morning and find out that I am actually an Idiot hero.
On some quest too cheat on his gf or raise affection of 5 women who conveniently live in my the same dorm as me.
In which I only have 100 days to seduce them all.

Remon wrote:
Now we can dominate the porn industry, camera industry, AND the world!
YomToxic wrote:
YOU BETTER STAY ALIVE OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RAPE YOU DEAD.

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