OK fuckwits. Tit's time to stop getting throttled by your ISP.
the majority of internet slowdown can be found in DNS lookups during connection to a given website or location. Some ISPs such as COMCAST flag certain types of traffic for DNS throttling. such as torrents and video streaming and game servers. They start doing this when a program sends a URL to the server, the ISP looks it up and determines with bots whether or not you should be looking at it. and if it determines no one should look at it, it refuses to forward you to your DNS server of choice and instead forces handling of DNS lookups via your ISP server itself, or proxies the page to you by feeding you the IP address of their ISP proxy page as if it's the actual website, and then throttles the hell out of you.
if you cannot connect to your specified DNS provider, you cannot resolve URLs into IP addresses and cannot view pages that the ISP doesn't want you to.
In these cases you need to be your own DNS server.
now you are like
"hao duh phuq du ai duz that?"
you will need to change the settings of your network adapter's IP v4 connection settings under network and sharing center> change adapter settings> rightclick> properties> Internet Protocol Version 4> Properties
here you want to select "use the following DNS Server addresses"
normally we'd plop in a DNS provider we trust here. but if your ISP is beig a dick and refusing to let you contact a DNS provider other than itself and then blocking all your free anime streams, hentai torrents, swf content sites or russian news websites etc. then no matter what goes in here you wont see a difference. you'll still timeout or get megathrottled.
So, for DNS server, you Put 127.0.0.1
you can put 1.1.1.1 or 1.0.0.1 or 9.9.9.9 as a backup
127.0.0.1 is the local host. by putting this in as the primary DNS host your computer will attempt to resolve URLs to IP addresses by asking your own computer if it knows what forkheads.net means in a geolocation routing number "IP".
"Ai didz its! nao mah intarnatz iz brokex0rs! HALP!!!!"
You're going to have to populate a file called "hosts" in windows/system32/drivers/etc/ with a full list of the URLs and IP addresses of all the sites you normally visit, or want to visit.
this means you'll also need to do a "URL to IP address" search on duckduckgo.com (you'll need duckduckgo's IP address before you start) and find a website which gives you the IP of the URL and test it to see if it's legit(if it's not legit, find another URL to IP search and test it till you find a workign IP, then save the IP of that URL to IP site and bookmark it), then add it into the hosts file.
do this for every website you want to see.
Congrats, you are now your own DNS server!
one problem remains.
IT"S TIME TO SHADOWBAN FACEBORK! TWATTER AND GOORBLE!
find another social media site which isn't run by the mentioned companies.
in hosts do
insert IP address of your other social media site facebook.com
we're cooking with butthurt faggot tears now!!
oh, also spread this system to other people. go to net cafes and reconfigure the system there to shadowban facebork goorble and twatter too.
do it at libraries.
do it anywhere you find a public computer.
put up an article about fixing internet speed and tell them how to do it and give then the hosts file and tell them to replace their hosts file with the one you upload there.
prepare for it to be in the news. prepare for the Angry NPC Stare "
whysoserious suckerborg?"
and prepare for the tears and the butthurt reports to flow.
SMILE!