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 What If There Exists a Oil Lamp of Turning/Reversing Wishes?
You hear about genie lamps that grant some wish. Sometimes, there are people/souls that take the wishing too far. I thought of a proposal to remedy to that problem!

There should be a lamp of black or dark dull colour. It needs no genie, nor rub. It is considered sentient/sapient. It might not be alive in some sense, for it is indestructible/unmanipulative and it connects to the damned wisher as long he/she/it persists in unrelenting wishing/lust/craving. Until he/she/it finally and ultimately resolves the temptation that permeates the sin, it shall remain within the wisher's vicinity and sense of self. If permitted, it shall also remain by other's acknowledgement of such disturbance.

It will not run out of reserved inquiry to hear/feel wishes (of a certain nature), for it was forged from the fires of hell, forever eternal. Whenever a wish is made by the said wisher, the lamp will deny/overturn it due to the lack of merit behind the wish. Instead, the most of unwishes (wish of least/no desire) opposite will be granted.

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I think it would be cool in some reservations. Of course, if it happens to the population. I guess Apocalypse has already started and the Rapture is over.

That's some good no coin drop wishing fun!

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Post Re: What If There Exists a Oil Lamp of Turning/Reversing Wis
This reminds me of a joke:
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So a nigga is lost in the desert. after walking the desert for days without water, he finds a magical lamp. The nigga rubs the lamp and so a nigga genie appears!

The nigga genie offers the nigga three wishes.

So the nigga first ask for a lot of water, he wants to drink and be all wet. second, the nigga ask to be white, since this is much better. lastly, the nigga ask that many bitches will sit on his face every day, this is his kink.

And so, the genie turns him into a toilet.

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Post Re: What If There Exists a Oil Lamp of Turning/Reversing Wis
Good times, good times.

I wish I could add in some magical desert setting story, but maybe I am stretching too far from the lamp context. Maybe next time.

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This exists, and is called karma

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